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你单身多久了
快两年
抱歉让你久等了
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2020-05"><a href="#_2020-05" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2020-05</h1> <ul><li>百度搜不到你，<code>要不我试一下搜狗</code></li> <li>男生为什么看脸呢 --&gt; <code>因为灵魂太抽象了</code></li> <li>慈母手中剑，游子身上劈</li></ul> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code><span class="token comment">// 看到的笑话</span>
如果你女朋友昏倒，你会？？
<span class="token constant">A</span><span class="token punctuation">.</span> 送她回家
<span class="token constant">B</span><span class="token punctuation">.</span> 亲她一口

应该选 <span class="token constant">ABBBBBB</span><span class="token operator">...</span>

<span class="token operator">===</span>
<span class="token constant">A</span>：“你谈过几次恋爱？”
<span class="token constant">B</span>反问：“暗恋算么？”
<span class="token constant">A</span>：“暗恋只能算半次。”
<span class="token constant">B</span>：“那我谈过<span class="token number">2.5</span>次。”
<span class="token constant">A</span>：“还不错哦，你还和<span class="token number">2</span>个女孩交往过。”
<span class="token constant">B</span>：“不，我<span class="token operator">...</span>暗恋过<span class="token number">5</span>次。” 
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2020-04"><a href="#_2020-04" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2020-04</h1> <ul><li>真是, <code>听君一席话，浪费10分钟</code></li> <li>God is a girl --&gt; 上天不公的意思</li> <li>以前我有八块腹肌的，可是练第九块的时候走火入魔，结果九九归一了</li> <li><code>你长得真是岂有此理, 没想到我也有今天</code></li> <li>笑话</li></ul> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code>老婆认为我背叛了她，对我说：“畜生，没想到你是这种人。”
我赶紧解释：“一定是哪里弄错了，我怎么可能既是畜生又是人呢？”

一天上茅房没带纸，看到一个同学，我叫他给一张纸我，
之后就和他说<span class="token operator">:</span>近来好么？“好<span class="token string">&quot;&quot;</span> 然后他就进来了&quot;

悟空<span class="token operator">:</span> 你以为我是怕紧箍咒吗，当年唐僧一拳打爆了五指山，
然后掐着我的脖子问我
“要陪我去西天，还是我送你上西天”

“请给我一个大大的拥抱好不好？”
“那必须的，小的拥抱也抱不住你啊。”

哥们被查出不孕不育，
我过去安慰他：“有什么需要帮忙的吗？”

为什么你们店里没有wifi
这要从宋朝说起 <span class="token operator">--</span><span class="token operator">&gt;</span> 靖康耻 <span class="token operator">--</span><span class="token operator">&gt;</span> <span class="token operator">...</span>
<span class="token operator">--</span><span class="token operator">&gt;</span> 然后陆游气坏了 <span class="token operator">--</span><span class="token operator">&gt;</span> 没有wifi

所以<span class="token punctuation">,</span> 路由器坏了，找欧阳修啊
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2020-02"><a href="#_2020-02" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2020-02</h1> <ul><li><code>不听老人言,开心好几年</code></li> <li>在餐厅和服务员起了争执，气的我夺门而出，服务员在我身后跟着喊 ----&gt; 你他妈把门给我放下!</li> <li>当你以为自己很牛逼的时候， 就要冷静下来想一想, 怎么让全世界都知道这个事。</li> <li>小时候总听别人对我说：“现在长得不好看没关系，过几年长开了就好看了。” 十几年过去了，我没有长开，但是想开了。</li> <li>黑人会把黑色丝袜叫做肉色吗</li> <li>在中国如何区分中外节目, 开房的是外国节目, 开饭的是中国节目</li></ul> <h1 id="_2019-12"><a href="#_2019-12" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-12</h1> <ul><li>真相</li></ul> <div class="language- extra-class"><pre class="language-text"><code>最简单的社交技巧是长得美，
最实用的收纳技巧是房子大，
最迅速的解题技巧是脑子好，
最有效的减压技巧是死了心，
最有用的省钱妙招是赚的多，
最直接的安心快乐是家有矿！
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2019-10"><a href="#_2019-10" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-10</h1> <ul><li>咖啡，说到底不就是豆浆的一种么</li> <li>我们总觉得自己最放不下的是一些人和一些事，其实，最放不下的是手机。</li></ul> <h1 id="_2019-08"><a href="#_2019-08" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-08</h1> <ul><li>当大家都觉得你不行的时候，你就要不行给他们看，让大家知道你不是个会辜负大家期望的人</li></ul> <h1 id="_2019-07"><a href="#_2019-07" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-07</h1> <ul><li>如果一个人感觉你有点喜欢他，那你肯定不是&quot;有点&quot;喜欢他，而是已经超级超级喜欢他了。 但如果你感觉一个人有点喜欢你，那你肯定是自作多情了。@ignore</li> <li>中医真的蛮惨的，网上99%网友在骂你伪科学，回到生活，所有的亲戚朋友哪怕邻居都恨不能把手伸出来让你把把脉。</li> <li>一个人的一生应该是这样度过的：当他回首往事的时候，他不会因为虚度年华而悔恨，反而<code>引以为傲</code>。。。</li> <li>“你一个不能买枪的人，在这里讨论枪，真是可笑！”“怎么了？我没得癌症就不能讨论恶性肿瘤了？”</li> <li>调查数据显示：越加班越单身，越单身的人越会被安排加班。</li> <li>东方不Buy，穷也很拽</li> <li>当代人语言匮乏，不发表情聊不起天。全社会从小学生到中老年，个个儿都在攒表情包，还渐渐形成鄙视链条。至于那些攒不来表情包的人，只有在发表情时连按三下，方可表达出真诚与发自肺腑。</li></ul> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code>小侄子：我不得不去上幼儿园吗？
他爸：是的，就像爸爸不得不去上班一样。每个年纪都有不得不去做的事，生活不会因为你年龄小就不去为难你。

<span class="token comment">// 侃室友</span>
<span class="token number">1.</span>上课天天一起，放假绝对不联系。
<span class="token number">2.</span>六人宿舍，我有五个儿子。其他人也是这么想的。
<span class="token number">3.</span>有一个人晚睡，大家都别想睡，有一个人早起，大家都得起。
<span class="token number">4.</span>女寝甄嬛传，男寝断背山。
<span class="token number">5.</span>睡在上铺的，少的是兄弟，多的是大爷和妖孽。
<span class="token number">6.</span>从没真正翻过脸，也未认真掏过心。

其实国人生孩子和养狗这两方面，都不太行，
究其原因是：指望孩子跟狗一样听话，指望狗跟孩子一样聪明。。。
所以孩子可以不过脑子就生，狗可以不拴链子就遛。

大概是在我知道西游记还有作者的时候我们的童年就结束了吧。。。

一群老师被关在一间屋子里。。。
语文老师在写遗书。
数学老师再量房子面积。
物理老师在考虑要怎么才能用最少的力气把门打开。
化学老师在计算氧气还够用多久。
英语老师在大喊<span class="token constant">FUCK</span>
政治老师准备跟房主打官司
只有体育老师默默走到门前踢了一脚，门就开了。
事实证明，体育才是主科！！！
</code></pre></div><ul><li>先有鸡还是先有蛋</li></ul> <div class="language- extra-class"><pre class="language-text"><code>蛋在恐龙时代就有了，而鸡则在冰河世纪才出现的。中间隔了好几亿年

于谦: 先有鸡
那第一只鸡是怎么诞生的呢?
于谦: 生活所迫
</code></pre></div><hr> <h1 id="_2019-06"><a href="#_2019-06" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-06</h1> <ul><li>精神分裂的好处就是遇到事情有个人商量</li> <li>人进行抢钱等犯罪，其实是为了在买东西给钱的时候守法。@digest</li></ul> <div class="language- extra-class"><pre class="language-text"><code>用一副对联概括目前我的生活态度
上联：具体问题具体分析
下联：以后事情以后再说
横批：顺其自然。
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2019-04"><a href="#_2019-04" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-04</h1> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code><span class="token number">1.</span>春分，意思就是春天到了，该分手了。

<span class="token comment">// @ps</span>
让我想到了秋天的第一杯奶茶

<span class="token number">2.</span>有种距离叫：想通过朋友圈了解他，但他不发朋友圈


<span class="token number">3.</span>用一副对联概括目前我的生活态度
上联：具体问题具体分析
下联：以后事情以后再说
横批：顺其自然。


<span class="token number">4.</span>人最怕的就是突然膨胀，
精神上会让人失去理智，
肉体上会让人失去锁骨、腹肌腰窝、马甲线。

<span class="token number">5.</span>失眠证明就算你每天都练习某件事，
你还是可以做不好它


<span class="token number">6.</span>小时候，难以抵挡零食的诱惑，我罪恶的黑手终于伸向了老妈的钱包。
正在挑选一张面额小一点的时候，
老妈进来了。 
我脱口而出：是我自己拿的，不是老爸让我拿去买烟的！ 
我特莫真是太机智了，
老妈摸摸我的头，没有揍我。 
只是晚上睡眠不好，
倒不是内疚，
实在是爸妈房里太吵！


<span class="token number">7.</span>看视频有点卡，于是我联系客服。 
客服：请问你是会员吗？
我：是。 
客服：那就对了，会员卡。
</code></pre></div><hr> <h1 id="_2019-03"><a href="#_2019-03" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-03</h1> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code>刚分的宿舍，晚上，室友问我：“咱俩谁大？”
我说：“这个嘛，咱俩得掏出来比。”
他愣了一下，说：“哎呀，在这儿不好吧！”
我说：“掏出来身份证来比年龄也要挑地方吗？”

老早听一个人说，女人和男人在床上说得最多的一句话是：“你压着我头发了。”
今天看电视剧终于明白为什么男二号总对男一号说：“你敢让她少一根头发我和你没完！”

同事理了个光头，最近一直喊冷，又不戴帽子。
我灵机一动把他高颈的毛衣的衣领翻上去，刚好盖住他的头：“这样不就不冷，蒙面侠！”
二货把衣领翻下来：“蒙个鬼！整得跟<span class="token constant">TM</span>包皮过长似的。”
我。。。

在车上遇到一对双胞胎姐妹，长得那叫一个漂亮，那叫一个美，笑起来特别好看。
于是我在心里默默的想如何的开场白才能显得我比较有魅力，比较不轻浮，
深思之后，我走过去对她们说：“你们俩谁想做我小姨子？”

跟男朋友一起吃饭，拍了两张美食的照片发到朋友圈。
没多大会儿老妈打电话过来问我：“你旁边那个男的是谁？是不是谈恋爱了？”
我死不承认，结果她说：“我已经从勺子的倒影里看到了。

“皇上，郑和偷看奴家洗澡嘤嘤嘤<span class="token operator">~</span><span class="token operator">~</span>”
“妈的，快来人把郑和这淫贼的小鸡鸡砍了！”
侍卫砍了皇上的，然后问：“淫贼在哪？”
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2019-02"><a href="#_2019-02" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-02</h1> <ul><li><code>我妈是一个一辈子没下过厨房的人，她做过的离&quot;下厨&quot;最接近的一件事情，就是往我的伤口上撒盐</code></li> <li><code>古代的女子个个能呤诗作对。现代女子不行了，只会作对</code></li> <li>对女人来说，冲动消费是头脑一热买了根项链；理性消费是经过深思熟虑，给这款项链配了个合适的戒指。</li> <li>爱情总是以&quot;永远不要变&quot;开始，然后进展到&quot;你必须要改变&quot;，最后因为&quot;你变了&quot;结束。</li> <li>如今的双11已经变味了，失去了传统节日的内涵，希望大家不忘初心，<code>不要因为买买东西就忘了自己是单身这个事实</code>。</li> <li>别看有些人表面上一副无所畏惧的样子，实际上早就悄悄把秋裤穿上了。</li> <li>你的朋友很多，他们来自五湖四海。等你需要帮助的时候，他们又回去了！</li> <li>坚持 不要脸 坚持不要脸</li> <li>2，3，4，5对应A，B，C，D，摇到1选最短的，摇到6选最长的</li> <li><code>拖延症怎么可能会进化到晚期</code></li> <li>她们普遍反对儿女早恋，却热衷于催婚。</li> <li><code>笑里藏刀的我，一直过不了安检</code>。。。</li> <li>日本有句谚语叫：中国有句古话。</li> <li>一直在找一个叫厉的人，我想为我哥哥报仇，因为厉害了我的哥。@ignore</li> <li>不能活在自己的世界里，也不能活在别人的世界里</li> <li>钱的确是身外之物，都在别人口袋里</li> <li>海苔是一个吃之前我觉得有什么好吃，吃的时候觉得真TM好吃，吃完觉得我刚才啥都没吃的神奇零食！</li> <li>人啊，该玩的时候就该放肆的玩，该学习、工作的时候就该偷偷摸摸的玩</li> <li>时间就像乳沟，挤一挤总会有的，但一躺下就全没了。</li></ul> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code>“老板，我昨天在你这里买的含羞草，回家之后碰它它怎么不合上叶子呢？”
“您好先生，您买的这盆含羞草可能不要脸。”

脑残的定义：your brain has two parts<span class="token operator">:</span> the left<span class="token operator">&amp;</span>the right<span class="token punctuation">.</span>
your left brain has nothing right<span class="token punctuation">,</span>
and your right brain has nothing left<span class="token punctuation">.</span>

起晚了看闹钟时的表情和认出杀人凶手时的表情差不多。。。

女人被伤之后冷静下来那一段时光最可怕，数据收集，情景回忆，逻辑复盘，漏洞脑补，
一张大网织起来，又细又密，基本上刑警会什么她们会什么。

昨天媳妇收拾东西是对我说：
“我该买个包了，我那个包还是夏天的时候买的呢！现在都冬天了！”
“咋？你的包也怕冷呀？”

明天爸爸生日，我问老公带点什么礼物回去？
老公想了想说：“就带着我们最真诚的祝福吧。”
我。。。

“这道题我用脚趾头想都能想明白。”
“那你真是足智多谋啊！”

公交车上，我被挤在一个男生的怀里。。。
一开始，我还不太好意思，但时间长了，我也就习惯了，头也轻轻的靠在他的身上，
说道：“这公交车我坐了一个星期，每次都被挤在你怀里，你相信缘份吗？”
男生淡定的说道：
“我不相信缘份，我只知道租一辆公交车五百，一百多名群众演员，每人<span class="token number">80</span>，所以，我只相信钱。”

国庆前日，记者采访当地一位有名的企业家王强云，助理恭谨地站在其后。
记者：“上个月的利润是<span class="token number">9</span>个亿，看来十月份赚个十几个亿对您来说是小意思了？”
王总：“我说这的确是小意思，显得说话太狂了，算个中等意思吧。”
记者：“您太太那么漂亮，请问当初你们是怎么认识的？”
王总：“我这个人是脸盲，我从来不知道老婆漂不漂亮。”
看着王强云一本正经的胡说，记者尴尬地笑了笑。
记者：“明天国庆，打算如何花钱消费呢？”
王总：“我不喜欢钱，我对钱没兴趣，而且我也没时间花钱。”
记者心理道：“你没时间，我有啊，我帮你啊。”
记者：“那您这辈子最后悔的事是什么？”
王总：“我最后悔的事就是创立了这家公司，像我以前一样当个技术工人也挺好的，可惜再也回不去了。”
当晚，王总的助理因肠胃不适送急诊了。
王强云来到医院问医生原因，医生把片子往桌上一扔，
说：“以后叫他想笑就笑出来，别憋着，你看，憋得肠子都打结了！

过年了，北京各大部委格子间里的小李、小张、小王、小赵、小钱挤上火车，
陆陆续续回到家乡，名字又变成了李处、张处、王处、赵处。。。
与此同时，上海写字楼里的Linda、Mary、Vivian、George、Michael、Justin也挤上火车，
陆陆续续回到家乡，名字又变成了桂芳、翠花、秀兰、大强、二娃、狗盛。。。
这大概就是北京和上海的区别吧！

<span class="token constant">A</span>：你这辈子有没有求过谁？
<span class="token constant">B</span>：没有，我只求过阴影部分面积。

我妈现在为了让我减肥少食，吃饭前都要把菜介绍一遍：
“这道大盘鸡的原料是鸡的尸体，地下变态茎中的块茎鳞茎，
红油牛肚用了牛的瘤胃，
那道炒菜花主要选用了植物的生殖器。
对了，炒花生用的油很新鲜，都是植物尸体现榨的。。。”

“老公你想吃柚子还是想吃芒果？”
我现在可以马上把女友的这句话自动翻译成：“老公你是想去剥柚子还是想去切芒果？”

生活中有啥一定带着仪式感做的事吗？把书摊开玩手机。

来大城市打拼的小刘感到头顶的压力很大，不到<span class="token number">25</span>就秃顶了。
小李上有老下有小感到肩上的担子很重，于是得了肩周炎。
</code></pre></div><h1 id="_2019-01"><a href="#_2019-01" class="header-anchor">#</a> 2019-01</h1> <ul><li>真闹到要离婚的地步了吗？难道就不能打孩子一顿消消气吗？</li> <li>我从小想念天空，想念海洋，就是不想念书。</li> <li>梦想还是要有的，虽然没什么用 ，但毕竟它不占地方！</li> <li>所谓的高冷，就是一个听力差+反应迟钝+视力不好的人</li> <li>当你被金钱冲昏了头脑，不妨冷静下来告诉自己，这就是幸福的眩晕啊！</li> <li>找工作跟找恋爱对象一样，不断在：“我是不是糟到没人肯要”跟“我这样也有人要，会不会有诈”之间震荡。</li> <li>貌美如花的我，被蜜蜂蜇了一下。。。</li> <li><code>你心事重重坐在那里的样子好像一只黄闷鸡</code></li> <li>我姓黄，红绿灯的黄</li></ul> <div class="language-js extra-class"><pre class="language-js"><code>好看的皮囊经不起扫黄打非
有趣的灵魂又涉嫌账号违规

<span class="token comment">// @ugly</span>
战争很激烈，到处是伤兵。
一位将军受了重伤，被抬去抢救。
医生紧张的做着手术，旁边的护士脸色却越来越奇怪，
突然，护士掏出刀，捅向了医生。
现场人都震惊了，护士带着泪水说：对不起，医生，
“我是卧底，我知道你对我很好，但是我不能让你救活他，不能再让他说一句话。”
医生捂着伤口颤抖的说：“那你捅他啊，捅我干嘛？”


小丽说：“<span class="token number">30</span>岁以前，我要为找到一个可以让我不用奋斗的男人而奋斗。”
闺密问：“那<span class="token number">30</span>岁以后呢？”
小丽说：“还要继续奋斗啊，为了提防那些不想靠自己奋斗的女人。”

儿子学英语，单词老记混，气的我要揍他。
他说：“这几个单词都长得差不多，我分不清楚。”
我说：“不要找客观理由，多找自身原因。”
他说：“我基因不好。。。”

其实想冒充一个专业的艺术老师很简单，把握三个诀窍。
第一个诀窍是：感觉，第二个是：多练，第三个是：到位。
我来跟大家演示一下：“老师，请问一下这个技巧是怎么一回事啊？”
“去找找感觉”
“那怎么找到感觉呢？”
“多练”
“那要练到什么程度呢？”
“练到位”
“那怎么才能到位呢？”
这时你可以一脸嫌弃的看这个学生，叹一口气，觉得他很没才华，再一字一顿的说：“凭！感！觉！”
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